Here’s the Greg Louganis-like dive from Atletico Madrid captain Gabriel Fernandez Arenas, aka Gabi, that got Cristiano Ronaldo a straight red yesterday during the Copa Del Rey final:

What’s your verdict? Later on in the match there was an even better angle that showed Ronaldo never touched him. It is said that Gabi was bleeding, but that isn’t evident in this video. Others have made the assertion that Ronaldo’s intent was what got him sent off, meaning that because he meant to kick an opponent in the face, he should have seen red even if he didn’t actually make contact with Gabi. Nonsense. Where they can keep from it, a referee can’t adjudicate intent, and he shouldn’t take an assistant’s word regarding the awarding of a straight red for something that didn’t really happen. There’s no defense for Gabi on this. This sort of nonsense is the most frequently cited aspect of football by non-football fans as to why they don’t get more into the sport.

Courtois going to ground is actually more intriguing. You can see that he has some words with someone, presumably some fans, behind his goal. Upon turning back to the pitch, he immediately grabs his head and hits the deck, apparently struck by a thrown object. The only aspect of this that gets us wondering is where he is standing when he gets hit. He’s pretty close to the goal, so anything thrown by an idiot fan would have to miss the crossbar, possibly miss the right post, come in at an angle so that it slopes sharply downward, and also slip perfectly through the holes in the net to hit Courtois. That….is one magic lighter.

After he falls, you can see an object land near him, thrown after he had already gone down, providing at least a little proof that he was indeed being pelted. We’re willing to give Courtois the benefit of the doubt on this, because it’s easily evident that he was under fire, and the camera is too far from the incident to say with certainty that nothing was thrown. Still, as for the guy who threw the object that felled Courtois: yeah, he’s an idiot for throwing something during a match, but perhaps the New York Yankees should sign this dolt, or maybe he should be called up to the England Cricket side. If you can throw a perfect strike with a 5-ounce lighter from 150 feet, get it by the crossbar, through the net, and score a cranial hit, you may be a complete tool, but you’ve got serious skills.

End It Like Beckham

Posted: May 16, 2013 by nigelsimonsdq in randomness
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One of the greatest ever to don shin guards has left the pitch.

Gracias. Merci. Grazie. Thank You. For everything.

See you in the owners’ box.

 

Moments ago, it was announced that Manchester City have sacked manager Roberto Mancini.

Yes, you read that right. You are not having a stroke, you are not playing a bug-laden version of FIFA ’13, nor are you in the middle of a strange dream.

MCFC Better Have Something Big Up Their Sleeve For This to Make Sense

MCFC Better Have Something Big Up Their Sleeve For This to Make Sense

Mancini was brought on as Manager at MCFC in the middle of the 2009-10 season. He has since coached three full seasons at Citeh, with the following results:

  • 2010-11: Champions League spot earned with a 3rd place finish, tied with 2nd place Chelsea on 71 points and identical 21-8-9 records, but scored nine fewer goals than CFC. FA Cup Champions.
  • 2011-12: PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS, the club’s first title in 44 years. Tied with Manchester United on 89 points and identical 28-5-5 records, but scored eight more goals than United.
  • 2012-13: Champions League spot earned with a 2nd place finish (could still be third, but big damn deal). FA Cup finalists.

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It wasn’t pretty, but nobody cares. You can’t say that very often about anything in Paris.

Yes, Paris St.-Germain’s match with Lyon earlier today was a plodding affair characteristic of two sides anxious to see the finish line after a long season, but Les Parisiens’ 1-0 victory over OL secured the 2013 Ligue 1 title for PSG, their first in 19 years. No, really, it’s been 19 years since PSG finished on top. Given the spending sprees of late, the heaps of media coverage they get,  and the fact that it’s freaking Paris and you’d expect ballers from all over the world to want to live there to ply their trade, one would think PSG would have won more than three titles (St. Etienne have the most with 10) and certainly more than one in the last 19 seasons.

We Know You're Happy, Jeremy, But For God's Sake...

We Know You’re Happy, Jeremy, But For God’s Sake…

The photo above was posted on PSG’s Facebook page soon after the win. Yes, that’s David Beckham second from left in the back row, and even though we’re not saying correlation implies causation, it’s worth noting that whatever club Becks has played for over the last three seasons (LA Galaxy 2011 and 2012, PSG 2013) has won its respective league championship. Also, the photo includes a rather unfortunate shot of today’s goal-scorer, Jeremy Menez, who has evidently decided that this celebration does not require pants.

There’s talk on the Facebook page concerned with how one Zlatan Ibrahimovic does not appear in that picture, but this photo, from another PSG Facebook account, should satisfy.

Given the Image of Italian Football of Late, It Might Be Best To Stay In Paris, Z.

Given the Image of Italian Football of Late, It Might Be Best To Stay In Paris, Z.

Yes, we’ve all heard the Juventus talk, but we hope the great Zlatan sticks with Paris. In the meantime, Felicitations, les Rouge-et-Bleus. Enjoy it. It’s been a long time.

Juventus have beaten Palermo 1-0 today, clinching Juve’s second straight Serie A title and 29th overall.

Pirlo Guides The Old Lady To Yet Another Title

Pirlo Guides The Old Lady To Yet Another Title. Bravo, il Professore!

A 59th minute Arturo Vidal conversion from the penalty spot proved the difference, ironically, as i bianocneri — frankly, we consider “The Girlfriend of Italy” as the superior nickname for Juve, and one of the best in world football — imposed their physicality on Palermo all day long, racking up a couple of  yellows, plus a straight red for Paul Pogba, among their 12 fouls. Then again, guys wearing black usually do impose their physicality on dudes who wear a lot of pink.

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